me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*

me: *realises how ugly i am*

me: *closes camera and acts like nothings happened*

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

image

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

(via ugly)

omg

justgot1:

ladyprydian:

xdreamingnightmaresx:

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

(via ugly)


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